Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2213. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 83.98 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2214. | Ishaan (theishaanracer) | 83.98 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2215. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 83.97 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2216. | Heinz (diedich) | 83.97 | 95% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2217. | Lance (lanceboi) | 83.96 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2218. | Leo (leofuller) | 83.95 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2219. | Tudor (tudorr) | 83.93 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2220. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 83.93 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2221. | FS (kittyman31) | 83.93 | 99% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2222. | Harmanata (harmanata) | 83.91 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2223. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 83.89 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2224. | Aman (amanr300) | 83.85 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 2225. | Howard (hwd15508) | 83.84 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2226. | elnino (elnio2803) | 83.83 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2227. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 83.82 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2228. | Tallin (tallin) | 83.81 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 2229. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 83.80 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2230. | Blue (blue5423) | 83.79 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2231. | Hugo (hugojch) | 83.79 | 94% | 2018-08-08 |
| 2232. | William (astronaut98) | 83.78 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2233. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 83.78 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2234. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2235. | iSuck (isuckyatdis) | 83.76 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 2236. | Dejan (dejansrb) | 83.75 | 95% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2237. | megam4n (megam4n) | 83.74 | 94% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2238. | sheresingh (sheresingh) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2239. | Daniel (ganestalay) | 83.72 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 2240. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 83.72 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2241. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 83.70 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2242. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 83.69 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |