And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17402. | ♪╠¥ö§€ƒ╣♫ (ye... | 83.59 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 17403. | Nathaniel (zarrakk) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 17404. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 83.59 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 17405. | Donald (dmasterman13) | 83.59 | 92% | 2012-04-21 |
| 17406. | Enzo (crazie) | 83.59 | 91% | 2014-09-21 |
| 17407. | Grimes (grimesz) | 83.59 | 94% | 2015-12-19 |
| 17408. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 83.58 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 17409. | Mats (uxorialrook) | 83.58 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 17410. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 83.58 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 17411. | sultan (sultan_sasangka) | 83.58 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 17412. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 83.58 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 17413. | Peter (petero) | 83.57 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 17414. | Vaxeon (vaxeon) | 83.57 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 17415. | Lautaro (rattlehead15) | 83.57 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 17416. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 83.57 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 17417. | Kevin (havek) | 83.57 | 99% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17418. | Lycarions (lycarions) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 17419. | Brandon (braneeto) | 83.56 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 17420. | Aaron (aaronthetree) | 83.56 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 17421. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 83.56 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 17422. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 83.56 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| 17423. | typen00b (typ3n00b) | 83.56 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 17424. | Martin (justlame) | 83.55 | 88% | 2012-11-26 |
| 17425. | SHelley (birdlady) | 83.55 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 17426. | Breanne (iuseplover3) | 83.55 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17427. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 83.54 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
| 17428. | Danny (shikio) | 83.54 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 17429. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 83.54 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 17430. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 83.54 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 17431. | rang (idletekz) | 83.54 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |