Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1866. | Bobby (senseibets) | 81.87 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1867. | Tiffany (tuffunny) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1868. | me_irl (powderer) | 81.85 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1869. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.84 | 94% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1870. | Sam (sam313) | 81.82 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1871. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 81.82 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1872. | Random (tankirules) | 81.79 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1873. | Typer (fastfire) | 81.78 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1874. | bit lee (akazed) | 81.77 | 95% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1875. | Lyric (lyric39) | 81.77 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1876. | David (spurgeon) | 81.76 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1877. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 81.76 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1878. | Eero (e007) | 81.76 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 1879. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 81.76 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1880. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 81.75 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1881. | Itay (itay_sherman) | 81.74 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1882. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 81.72 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1883. | Arlin (arlin143) | 81.71 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1884. | レムス (remush) | 81.68 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1885. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 81.66 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1886. | Leon (bluesunset) | 81.65 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1887. | griV (griv) | 81.64 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1888. | Neel (neel19) | 81.64 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1889. | highest in the room (19chin... | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1890. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 81.63 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1891. | Eran (umm_eran) | 81.63 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1892. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 81.63 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1893. | Eddi (epic2435) | 81.62 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1894. | Jordan (jinxei) | 81.61 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1895. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 81.61 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |