As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24967. | IhakAnm (ihakanm) | 45.73 | 88% | 2017-02-20 |
| 24968. | beatmeloser (beatmeloser) | 45.72 | 94% | 2022-07-20 |
| 24969. | Sasuke (the_boy23) | 45.71 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 24970. | furthjk (furthjk) | 45.68 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
| 24971. | Jaen (sammi_03) | 45.68 | 94% | 2022-12-08 |
| 24972. | Sam (tchankmain) | 45.68 | 94% | 2019-01-06 |
| 24973. | Mohammed (mkalawadi) | 45.68 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24974. | Akshay (akshaymkupnoor) | 45.67 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 24975. | Ilman (marksmen) | 45.67 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 24976. | Shrivatsa (shri_vatsa) | 45.66 | 94% | 2017-09-25 |
| 24977. | Buddhist Missionary (sucpikle) | 45.65 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 24978. | jarred_flatmore (jarred_fla... | 45.65 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 24979. | JIHAD (jihad_14) | 45.65 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 24980. | levry (levry) | 45.63 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 24981. | MD.Naem (1naem1) | 45.63 | 94% | 2021-07-10 |
| 24982. | Viet (vietbuzz) | 45.62 | 92% | 2016-07-16 |
| 24983. | Cat (fluffy_nerd) | 45.61 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 24984. | Saleem (ballo50) | 45.61 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24985. | kuki (kukiolmillo) | 45.61 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24986. | Amaririsu (amaririsu) | 45.61 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 24987. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 45.61 | 89% | 2015-09-05 |
| 24988. | Wabi (wabi_borz) | 45.60 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 24989. | cya (cweetie) | 45.60 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
| 24990. | Cora (corakuo) | 45.60 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
| 24991. | ezz (ezzomar) | 45.60 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 24992. | Abdullah (abdullah_asif) | 45.59 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 24993. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.58 | 93% | 2018-03-23 |
| 24994. | Ali (youo) | 45.58 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 24995. | And (anitadmhrn) | 45.57 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 24996. | mashallah tabarakallah coal... | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |