What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1899. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 72.02 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1900. | Leep (th1leep) | 71.98 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1901. | Michael (pernobo) | 71.96 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1902. | Adora (winterlev) | 71.94 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1903. | violaiscool (violaiscool) | 71.87 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1904. | Jester (cypher26) | 71.86 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1905. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 71.78 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1906. | celes (celescastro) | 71.78 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1907. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 71.74 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1908. | Jesse (triflouride) | 71.73 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1909. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 71.72 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1910. | CraySpaw (karl19981) | 71.65 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1911. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 71.64 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1912. | Aidin (aidin177) | 71.62 | 93% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1913. | Hello (julius1331) | 71.62 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1914. | Satheesh (ramuk_looc) | 71.60 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1915. | Aaron (aaron_8) | 71.57 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1916. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1917. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 71.52 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1918. | Mark (spare) | 71.50 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1919. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 71.50 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 1920. | Alenygam (provola23) | 71.49 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1921. | (zeoxsys) | 71.45 | 95% | 2018-03-01 |
| 1922. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 71.41 | 94% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1923. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 71.41 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1924. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 71.40 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 1925. | Great (greatfater666) | 71.40 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 1926. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 71.38 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
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