Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5651. | AnalParalysis (analparalysis) | 54.56 | 95% | 2019-07-19 |
| 5652. | Veeduli (veeduli) | 54.54 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5653. | Mile161 (mile161) | 54.53 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 5654. | Matt (mootman445) | 54.53 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5655. | Oni (oni4hmad) | 54.53 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5656. | Dennis (toman118) | 54.52 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 5657. | Shehroz (shehroz737) | 54.49 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 5658. | Jacky (glup3) | 54.49 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 5659. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 54.49 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5660. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 54.49 | 94% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5661. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 54.46 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 5662. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 54.42 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 5663. | blue (blue_alec) | 54.41 | 94% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5664. | ok (yell0w_banana) | 54.40 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5665. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 54.40 | 94% | 2017-08-14 |
| 5666. | Alex (auft) | 54.40 | 94% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5667. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 54.39 | 94% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5668. | hyziu (hyziu) | 54.37 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 5669. | shanmu (shanmu95) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 5670. | Pratik (pratiktuladhar) | 54.36 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 5671. | Yung N8 (ngreene5) | 54.35 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 5672. | May (thiyp) | 54.35 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 5673. | Ricky (db0w34) | 54.34 | 94% | 2018-04-10 |
| 5674. | Keith (keithlau) | 54.34 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 5675. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 54.33 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 5676. | Beardosa (beardosa) | 54.33 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 5677. | 💩🐐 (2plus2is4) | 54.33 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5678. | Dung (nguyenvuthuydung) | 54.32 | 94% | 2019-11-13 |
| 5679. | invader (megawutt) | 54.31 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5680. | Lary (larylo1025) | 54.29 | 93% | 2019-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |