I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2480. | High On Typing (highontyping) | 77.06 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2481. | Risk (riskcomplex) | 77.04 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 2482. | Szakul (abramczykk2) | 77.00 | 97% | 2024-12-27 |
| 2483. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.00 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2484. | antifragile (antifragile) | 76.98 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 2485. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 76.95 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2486. | aries (arieseira09) | 76.94 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2487. | joel (jsabio) | 76.94 | 94.9% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2488. | Fery (feri_hk) | 76.92 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2489. | Maggie (maggiecool) | 76.91 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2490. | Fart Noises (fart_noises) | 76.88 | 94.8% | 2024-11-11 |
| 2491. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 76.88 | 97.4% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2492. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 76.88 | 98.6% | 2025-02-19 |
| 2493. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 76.87 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
| 2494. | Maarten (mette1337) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2495. | mustafa (msutafa) | 76.86 | 96% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2496. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 76.85 | 96% | 2024-09-29 |
| 2497. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 76.85 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2498. | Ra (rayap1010) | 76.81 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2499. | Owen (infinitytrinity) | 76.75 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2500. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 76.74 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2501. | squall (squalllionheart) | 76.74 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2502. | Jack (touvski) | 76.69 | 97.6% | 2024-12-13 |
| 2503. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 76.67 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2504. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 76.66 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2505. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 76.65 | 95.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 2506. | jack (dicksucker23) | 76.64 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2507. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 76.63 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2508. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 76.62 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2509. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |