I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8483. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 89.89 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 8484. | Brian (thaaemis) | 89.89 | 98% | 2015-09-12 |
| 8485. | slim (fivefour) | 89.89 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 8486. | couthi (couthi) | 89.88 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 8487. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 89.88 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8488. | Herman (hermantam) | 89.88 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 8489. | nice_nature (watoto) | 89.87 | 100% | 2023-03-27 |
| 8490. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 89.87 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8491. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 89.87 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 8492. | Veselin (baiumbg) | 89.86 | 99% | 2020-03-02 |
| 8493. | Atta (attaboi) | 89.86 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 8494. | Adam (adamame10) | 89.86 | 98.3% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8495. | Man I (manilovefloppa) | 89.86 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 8496. | Philip (lindeman) | 89.86 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 8497. | Gino (ginodleon) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8498. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 89.86 | 95% | 2017-03-23 |
| 8499. | Urvos (nixilis) | 89.85 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 8500. | Dylan (dolans) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8501. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 89.85 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8502. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 89.85 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 8503. | pyrro (pyrrolysine) | 89.84 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8504. | M11 (retralyze) | 89.84 | 92% | 2017-02-04 |
| 8505. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 89.84 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8506. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.84 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 8507. | fshi (darftw) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8508. | Andy (andyfu2006) | 89.83 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8509. | sat (sattypants) | 89.83 | 98.7% | 2023-05-23 |
| 8510. | Teo (themightyghost) | 89.83 | 91% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8511. | Minami (minamiya1) | 89.82 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 8512. | Mustang (mustang_2015) | 89.82 | 96% | 2015-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |