I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17032. | zwik (zwik) | 70.14 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17033. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 70.14 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 17034. | Alfred (junior162007) | 70.13 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17035. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 70.13 | 96% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17036. | Haytham (bwaredevoodoo) | 70.13 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 17037. | Alvin (alvin649) | 70.13 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 17038. | Cathal (cathalbui) | 70.13 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 17039. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 70.12 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 17040. | ktp (ktp2222) | 70.12 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 17041. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 70.12 | 97% | 2025-04-24 |
| 17042. | Megi-_- (megiiiiii) | 70.11 | 95% | 2024-11-28 |
| 17043. | Shader (shader_zxa) | 70.11 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 17044. | LittleYun (littleyun) | 70.11 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 17045. | Eirik (eireksten) | 70.11 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 17046. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 70.10 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 17047. | zipline (hwiechers) | 70.10 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 17048. | Amy (a_amaryllis) | 70.09 | 96% | 2024-06-12 |
| 17049. | Adithya (triggery_ghost) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 17050. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 70.09 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 17051. | Xera (godxera) | 70.08 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17052. | Jasper (itsjasper) | 70.08 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 17053. | Grarfileld (mohammed7) | 70.08 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 17054. | Ong (ong_bak) | 70.08 | 91% | 2015-10-10 |
| 17055. | Always working (varunguptas) | 70.08 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 17056. | Cumli (fatjesus69) | 70.07 | 88% | 2016-05-03 |
| 17057. | Benjamin (bark415) | 70.06 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 17058. | Sand (uncleirohtea) | 70.06 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17059. | Jack (jacknc) | 70.06 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 17060. | Ricardo (arpasusi) | 70.06 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 17061. | destiny (puya) | 70.05 | 95% | 2018-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |