It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3230. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 68.98 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3231. | Noah (xartex) | 68.98 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3232. | RRKS (rrks43) | 68.98 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3233. | Sam (gates250) | 68.98 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 3234. | Nick (neepwithin) | 68.97 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3235. | Mark (markidak) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 3236. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 68.97 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3237. | Mummyz (mummyz) | 68.95 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3238. | storm (stooormmm) | 68.94 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 3239. | Johnson (airsuhn) | 68.94 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3240. | Cassie (cass_ie) | 68.93 | 95% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3241. | Progility (progility) | 68.92 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3242. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 68.90 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 3243. | ayush (rocky1708) | 68.89 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3244. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3245. | R (rg76) | 68.89 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3246. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 68.88 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3247. | guessed (guessed_) | 68.86 | 95% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3248. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 68.86 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3249. | Sahar (sahar0o) | 68.85 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 3250. | Hao (truonganhhao) | 68.85 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3251. | kodzy (kodzy) | 68.83 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 3252. | Owen (metypefastthinkgood) | 68.82 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 3253. | . (ggsnipes) | 68.82 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3254. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 68.82 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 3255. | Andrew (treeloop) | 68.80 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3256. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 68.78 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3257. | liz (lizkebab) | 68.77 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 3258. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 68.77 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3259. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 68.75 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |