I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15523. | callie (callielau) | 69.69 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 15524. | Marek (mxrkz) | 69.68 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15525. | Paarth (pacman2309) | 69.68 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 15526. | Pol (zegionx) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 15527. | AFK (nub_typer_sourav) | 69.68 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15528. | Jessica (kandikorn96) | 69.68 | 98.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15529. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 69.67 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 15530. | Carpal Tunnel is TMS! (qwer... | 69.66 | 98.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 15531. | taylor (daogwhiteboy) | 69.66 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 15532. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 15533. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 69.66 | 96.6% | 2024-10-31 |
| 15534. | dak (dakn) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15535. | joshua (joshua1313) | 69.66 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 15536. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 69.66 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 15537. | Daniel (dhanick) | 69.66 | 95.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 15538. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 69.66 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 15539. | Gary Foo (garyfoo) | 69.65 | 98% | 2024-10-21 |
| 15540. | Andrew (andrewhey) | 69.65 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 15541. | Ardan (kevinardani) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 15542. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 15543. | Sour (sourbraix) | 69.64 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15544. | THe Blob (the_blob) | 69.64 | 98.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 15545. | The Strider (thestrider) | 69.64 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 15546. | Nick (envynav) | 69.63 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 15547. | Fortato (fortato) | 69.63 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15548. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 69.63 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 15549. | Haru (harubao) | 69.63 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 15550. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 15551. | Holly Jolly CHristmas (loli... | 69.62 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 15552. | Shob (shob69) | 69.62 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |