So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13387. | Kevin (logia) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 13388. | Anntaylor (antlers) | 79.14 | 87% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13389. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 79.14 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| 13390. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 79.14 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 13391. | Noe (yesnoe) | 79.14 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 13392. | hiwatari (hiwatari) | 79.14 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 13393. | Oobi (oobixyz) | 79.13 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13394. | Albert (timetock) | 79.13 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 13395. | seelan (seelan) | 79.13 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13396. | Arjan (avdh4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13397. | Altantsooj (baljkaa39) | 79.13 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13398. | Joseph (josejose1) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-10-14 |
| 13399. | l_Suple_l (ql_suple_lp) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13400. | Ben (bendoman_) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13401. | Faendal (colintjy) | 79.12 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| 13402. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 79.12 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13403. | Kennesaw (kennesawmtlandis) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13404. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 79.11 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 13405. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 79.11 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 13406. | Brent (writerb) | 79.11 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 13407. | kazden (kazdenetienne) | 79.10 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 13408. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 79.10 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13409. | Turree (turree) | 79.10 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 13410. | astachurski (astachurski) | 79.10 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13411. | Rusty (foundry) | 79.10 | 87% | 2015-03-05 |
| 13412. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 79.10 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 13413. | BeckerGames.com (crazyninja... | 79.10 | 88% | 2013-08-02 |
| 13414. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 13415. | Bryan (bmyutuc) | 79.10 | 94% | 2013-10-11 |
| 13416. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 79.10 | 91% | 2014-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |