And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20864. | silver (sasori) | 77.79 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 20865. | tapos (mykdspyk) | 77.79 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 20866. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 77.78 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 20867. | Victoria (azureale) | 77.78 | 99% | 2019-09-11 |
| 20868. | fuapica (fuapica) | 77.78 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 20869. | Prydae (prydae_1) | 77.78 | 94% | 2021-10-10 |
| 20870. | roseman (misterrane) | 77.78 | 93% | 2014-07-10 |
| 20871. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 77.78 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 20872. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 20873. | Danupong (danupong9) | 77.77 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 20874. | Cinis (cinis) | 77.77 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 20875. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 77.77 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 20876. | Kyurai (tempo_) | 77.77 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 20877. | Pszymek (pszym) | 77.77 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 20878. | Anon (0xff) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-08-12 |
| 20879. | Sonny (pinas) | 77.77 | 98% | 2013-10-02 |
| 20880. | Jake (juunana) | 77.76 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 20881. | thunderwoods (thunderwoods) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 20882. | Ella (ellaannrr) | 77.76 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 20883. | M (bouama2) | 77.76 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 20884. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 20885. | Adrian (zack491) | 77.76 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 20886. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 77.76 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
| 20887. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 77.76 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20888. | Ryan (yunglopsided) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 20889. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 20890. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 77.76 | 96% | 2013-10-24 |
| 20891. | Guest (blacknwhite) | 77.75 | 98% | 2014-04-25 |
| 20892. | Thorium (krythorium) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20893. | Banana (banmanan) | 77.75 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |