As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11287. | (aninactive) | 81.20 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11288. | mura (murabito45) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11289. | iban (ibanism) | 81.19 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 11290. | NIcolas (nicolaslee2000) | 81.19 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11291. | Jonnel (joinnel) | 81.19 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 11292. | Alwin (al_888) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 11293. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 81.18 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 11294. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 81.18 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11295. | Noah (typer_noah) | 81.17 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11296. | CrazyMonke (crazy_monke) | 81.17 | 96% | 2025-04-13 |
| 11297. | Jacob (jacob_legere) | 81.17 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11298. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11299. | Jin (jin_an) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 11300. | TK (filfirst) | 81.17 | 99% | 2018-05-13 |
| 11301. | Maros (wlkvr) | 81.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 11302. | Jan (restic) | 81.17 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 11303. | Mike (profoundamurai) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 11304. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 81.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 11305. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11306. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 11307. | covertblue (covertblue) | 81.15 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 11308. | Cyrenia (unnamed_user97356) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 11309. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11310. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 11311. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11312. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11313. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 11314. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11315. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11316. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |