So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13531. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 79.10 | 98% | 2016-08-16 |
| 13532. | Mr (thankfull22) | 79.09 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 13533. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 79.09 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 13534. | Tiddy (tiddytwister) | 79.09 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 13535. | Rick (1rick) | 79.09 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 13536. | Chase (xzenergy) | 79.08 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| 13537. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 79.07 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13538. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 79.07 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 13539. | kraken (pronto1) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 13540. | Jason (quakers) | 79.07 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 13541. | Seth (arcc016) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13542. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 13543. | Oleg (braga01) | 79.06 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 13544. | COMA (comaone) | 79.06 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 13545. | Jonsel (collapz) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 13546. | Patrick (pmahones) | 79.06 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13547. | Young (a7ive) | 79.05 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13548. | Mr. (jayskeels) | 79.05 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 13549. | silverEyed (silvereyed) | 79.05 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 13550. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 79.04 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13551. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 79.04 | 94% | 2014-06-08 |
| 13552. | Philip (vanp) | 79.04 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 13553. | Sothon (sothon) | 79.03 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13554. | Ronald (ronladred) | 79.03 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13555. | »»════SACHIN™... | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 13556. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 79.03 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 13557. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 13558. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13559. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13560. | And (andzer0) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |