Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2667. | Seth (supernova825) | 74.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2668. | Shayan (shayanp) | 74.13 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2669. | Henry (h___) | 74.12 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2670. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 74.10 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 2671. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 74.07 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2672. | Kate (kate_isabella) | 74.07 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2673. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 74.07 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2674. | James (wnston) | 74.06 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2675. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 74.04 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2676. | Thanet (teeteu) | 74.02 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2677. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 74.01 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2678. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 74.01 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2679. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 73.99 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 2680. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 73.99 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 2681. | Kushal (kushaltrivedi5) | 73.98 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2682. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 73.96 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2683. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 73.94 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 2684. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 73.94 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 2685. | David (kugelblit) | 73.93 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 2686. | Natte (nattel) | 73.92 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 2687. | Ben (peorge1) | 73.91 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 2688. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 73.91 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2689. | Max (madmax89) | 73.90 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2690. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 73.89 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2691. | China nº1 (patato123) | 73.89 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 2692. | Gai (gai820407) | 73.89 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 2693. | TOP (man_stop) | 73.85 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2694. | kacper (leszczyn) | 73.85 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 2695. | Maffew (wettham) | 73.84 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2696. | NMIXX (dmstjq12) | 73.84 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |