Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2257. | hawk (hawkowlfox) | 82.79 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2258. | Donovan (donovanle) | 82.79 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2259. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2260. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 82.77 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2261. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 82.76 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2262. | Randy (rhomusic) | 82.75 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2263. | wen (longwen) | 82.74 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 2264. | Reigen (freebies25) | 82.72 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2265. | Darwin (darw11n) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 2266. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 82.68 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2267. | Alvin (ramen_man951) | 82.68 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 2268. | Matt (mattseid1) | 82.68 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2269. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 82.68 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2270. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 82.67 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2271. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 82.66 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2272. | Jason (manjova) | 82.66 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2273. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2274. | Zaifix (zaifix) | 82.64 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2275. | John (lancecomandant) | 82.64 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 2276. | MrZealot (mrzealot) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2277. | Brian (ace213) | 82.63 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 2278. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 82.62 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2279. | Naruth (naruth) | 82.60 | 97% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2280. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 82.60 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2281. | carleel (menamesringo) | 82.60 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2282. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 82.59 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2283. | Vincent (vincemince) | 82.59 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2284. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 82.58 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
| 2285. | Jorb (jorb) | 82.56 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 2286. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 82.54 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |