The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9575. | liviu (trifu) | 89.90 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 9576. | Sam (samuel1112) | 89.90 | 96% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9577. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 89.90 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9578. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 9579. | Bennett (cheapous) | 89.89 | 98% | 2011-07-02 |
| 9580. | Andrew (chucklesthebeard) | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9581. | Matthieu (demiliard) | 89.89 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 9582. | Nolfwin (mythk) | 89.89 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9583. | heclord (heclord) | 89.89 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9584. | Aaron (bigboiaaron) | 89.89 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 9585. | isha (halli2013) | 89.88 | 98% | 2013-05-12 |
| 9586. | Justin (jdotshanky) | 89.88 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 9587. | dolpo (dolpy) | 89.88 | 95.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 9588. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 89.88 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9589. | Chetto (matsamune) | 89.88 | 94% | 2012-05-10 |
| 9590. | Miguel (steelers13) | 89.88 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 9591. | Viktoras (haeven) | 89.87 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 9592. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 89.87 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9593. | Ben (bendoo) | 89.87 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9594. | R69 420 xd (rayburniv) | 89.87 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 9595. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 89.87 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9596. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 89.87 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9597. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9598. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9599. | Thomas (spideristaken) | 89.86 | 96.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9600. | Teme (teme) | 89.86 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 9601. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 89.86 | 89% | 2015-04-12 |
| 9602. | Mason (knap9) | 89.84 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9603. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 89.84 | 95% | 2015-02-16 |
| 9604. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 89.84 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |