Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2762. | Lord (planta) | 73.36 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2763. | DGZ (ddanigzz) | 73.36 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2764. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 73.36 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2765. | . (sthjklvr) | 73.35 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 2766. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 73.35 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2767. | cj (mp7maniac) | 73.35 | 97% | 2017-12-25 |
| 2768. | Nathan (battlepiggies) | 73.34 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2769. | no (archerypro459) | 73.34 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2770. | Sea Dog (seadoggo) | 73.34 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2771. | Lucas (bersecker12) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2772. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 73.32 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 2773. | Stefan (stephen27) | 73.31 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2774. | Kyrstin (krolfing) | 73.31 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2775. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 73.29 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2776. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 73.28 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2777. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 73.27 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2778. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2779. | Jacob (olag) | 73.26 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 2780. | Christopher (dannyrouse123) | 73.25 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2781. | 港女 (hkgal) | 73.24 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2782. | iAserty (iaserty) | 73.22 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2783. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 73.22 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2784. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 73.20 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 2785. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 73.18 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2786. | Ted (scientedfic) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 2787. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 73.16 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2788. | Gene (gene77) | 73.16 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2789. | aorer (aorer) | 73.15 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2790. | caevee (caevee) | 73.14 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2791. | Albert (albertc97) | 73.14 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |