Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4988. | Jarno (freezixd) | 60.39 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 4989. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 60.39 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4990. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 60.35 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4991. | JayVee (jayvee1337) | 60.33 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 4992. | Wade (stoinski) | 60.32 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4993. | oskar (oskar86) | 60.32 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4994. | k1p (muggz) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 4995. | Hsu (eh643027) | 60.31 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 4996. | Lucas (ludistack) | 60.30 | 93% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4997. | Bread (lord_bread) | 60.29 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4998. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 60.29 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4999. | Elijah (elijahp24) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 5000. | Youssef (jo1999) | 60.28 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5001. | isam (sammyinsane) | 60.27 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 5002. | Daniel (djeter1) | 60.25 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 5003. | Kenneth (man_child) | 60.24 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 5004. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 60.23 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5005. | Adarsh (oblivious_paradigm) | 60.22 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5006. | Elke (elkekem) | 60.22 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 5007. | hmmmn (t0uot) | 60.22 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5008. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 60.19 | 94% | 2019-10-05 |
| 5009. | Subin (subinsk) | 60.18 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 5010. | Ganyu (kuroseijin) | 60.17 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 5011. | Philip (usernameeee) | 60.16 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 5012. | Waleed (waleedminer) | 60.16 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5013. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 60.16 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5014. | MNG (baatar123) | 60.16 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 5015. | kugai (bigchungus) | 60.15 | 93% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5016. | Bluefire (bluefire26) | 60.15 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 5017. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 60.15 | 95% | 2019-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |