And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14286. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14287. | Ahh (jinxexe) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14288. | jing (jingunnn) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 14289. | Dim (workahol1c) | 88.98 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 14290. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 88.98 | 99% | 2015-03-17 |
| 14291. | Dj (dazerj) | 88.98 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 14292. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 88.98 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 14293. | cwccc (khjhs8062) | 88.98 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 14294. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 88.97 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 14295. | Michael (michaelshahin2) | 88.97 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 14296. | (weeping_weeblet) | 88.97 | 96.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 14297. | what (hellisgood) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14298. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14299. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14300. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 88.97 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 14301. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 88.97 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 14302. | House (houses) | 88.96 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14303. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14304. | Joe (hitohooters) | 88.96 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 14305. | Caleb (runner_wasd) | 88.96 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14306. | Fer (fernandog13) | 88.96 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 14307. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14308. | Patrick (saboe) | 88.95 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14309. | MyPetToad (mypettoad) | 88.95 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14310. | peter (gobi_the_mansoe) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 14311. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 14312. | Richard (jorimi) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14313. | QB (kyuubinape) | 88.95 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 14314. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.94 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 14315. | Enkh-Och (mglstew) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |