As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19581. | Funeral Party (scudvirus2018) | 61.91 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 19582. | Lulu (lunazm00n) | 61.91 | 94.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 19583. | Avery (skipperbud) | 61.91 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 19584. | James (armywestpoint) | 61.91 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 19585. | Muhammad Farhan (786farhan) | 61.91 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 19586. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 61.91 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 19587. | Yitao (yitao36) | 61.90 | 94% | 2017-02-15 |
| 19588. | Dylan (dangerdolan333) | 61.90 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 19589. | Sam (samsmoke) | 61.90 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 19590. | Pasin (_hello_world) | 61.90 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19591. | Mohammed (abo_haaashem) | 61.90 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 19592. | Kai (kajethemage) | 61.90 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 19593. | james (moebus) | 61.90 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19594. | ccc (ahmadxsamer) | 61.90 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 19595. | ady (adymalik) | 61.90 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 19596. | fskk (zabesy) | 61.90 | 96% | 2017-12-04 |
| 19597. | #1 Racist (gnadus) | 61.89 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 19598. | thomas (thoomas55) | 61.89 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 19599. | muyi (muyi2015) | 61.89 | 92% | 2015-10-28 |
| 19600. | _les_ (_les_) | 61.89 | 100% | 2017-11-23 |
| 19601. | g0cki (g0cki) | 61.88 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 19602. | Abdu (abduqodirov) | 61.88 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 19603. | Keenan (babaroshi) | 61.87 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 19604. | Guy (guyjariya) | 61.87 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 19605. | Travis (dune_dark) | 61.87 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
| 19606. | Jordan (catdog567) | 61.87 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 19607. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 61.86 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 19608. | Kai (arunabh002) | 61.85 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 19609. | pang (pangjingen) | 61.85 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 19610. | Tonho (t0nhou) | 61.84 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |