I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11727. | Jimmy (zepeda02) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 11728. | Matthew (themathlow) | 81.40 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11729. | Osaji (osajisaji) | 81.39 | 96% | 2025-08-10 |
| 11730. | Simon (simonliu) | 81.39 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11731. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 81.39 | 97.2% | 2025-01-25 |
| 11732. | SkoDucks (quacksax) | 81.39 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 11733. | Jamie (cadman6) | 81.39 | 96.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11734. | weasel (dislocatedleg) | 81.39 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11735. | Anthony (antpat) | 81.39 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 11736. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 11737. | Slidey (slideytuba) | 81.38 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11738. | Big (_big_tuna_) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11739. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11740. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 81.38 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11741. | Aren (tl8xv) | 81.38 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11742. | Tom (tomblerone) | 81.38 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 11743. | sarah (svpham9) | 81.37 | 95.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 11744. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 81.37 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 11745. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 81.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11746. | Michael (katamon) | 81.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11747. | _i_am_flash (_i_am_flash_) | 81.37 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11748. | Turhan (kamaltun) | 81.37 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11749. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 81.36 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11750. | Klunky (liamrob) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11751. | Joe (brbean) | 81.36 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11752. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11753. | C885 (c885) | 81.35 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11754. | 中学 (randomguyhe) | 81.35 | 94% | 2021-11-19 |
| 11755. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11756. | rafa (stressriot) | 81.34 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |