I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8753. | Paul (pk234) | 89.49 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8754. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 89.49 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 8755. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 89.48 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 8756. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 89.48 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 8757. | Perich (perich) | 89.48 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 8758. | senpai (chottomatte) | 89.48 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 8759. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 89.48 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 8760. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 89.48 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 8761. | Miles (hauskaz) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8762. | Peter (habibp) | 89.47 | 99% | 2025-08-19 |
| 8763. | Torkill7 (torkill7) | 89.47 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8764. | Kevin (pubhub) | 89.47 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 8765. | Robert (robnekaj) | 89.46 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8766. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 89.45 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 8767. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 89.45 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8768. | KodoCoto (notfastest_39) | 89.45 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 8769. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 89.44 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8770. | dabdabdab (_dabdabdab_) | 89.44 | 98.4% | 2023-06-24 |
| 8771. | 1 (gruntworker) | 89.44 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8772. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 89.44 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8773. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 89.44 | 97.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8774. | Jack Edwards (szymule) | 89.43 | 98% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8775. | Petter (ph140) | 89.43 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8776. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 89.43 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 8777. | James (jamoes) | 89.43 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8778. | Marcus (capoink) | 89.42 | 98.4% | 2024-12-18 |
| 8779. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 89.42 | 94.1% | 2024-09-19 |
| 8780. | cha0s (cha0s089) | 89.42 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8781. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8782. | gosoe (gosoe) | 89.41 | 98.4% | 2024-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |