The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5821. | Camille (dinixi) | 98.32 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5822. | The ping is killing me (mr_sk) | 98.32 | 84% | 2017-05-21 |
| 5823. | 4tt4ck3r (tasemu) | 98.31 | 100% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5824. | puchat (puchat) | 98.31 | 91% | 2015-04-21 |
| 5825. | Jordan (pyriz) | 98.31 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 5826. | hrmn (hrmn) | 98.30 | 97.5% | 2024-04-11 |
| 5827. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 98.30 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5828. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 98.30 | 98.3% | 2024-11-21 |
| 5829. | tsej (tsej) | 98.30 | 96% | 2014-08-30 |
| 5830. | Ruju (karngu) | 98.29 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 5831. | Christina (silvertina33) | 98.29 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 5832. | Bunjeyman (benjaminhale) | 98.29 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 5833. | flame (flame_the_lame) | 98.28 | 97% | 2025-09-29 |
| 5834. | . (xtypscer) | 98.27 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 5835. | Harold (mrmime) | 98.27 | 94% | 2014-09-17 |
| 5836. | Jon (akadajet) | 98.27 | 94% | 2012-02-19 |
| 5837. | bub (_bubble) | 98.26 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5838. | Americus (scaramouch) | 98.26 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| 5839. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 98.26 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
| 5840. | Eze (ezed25) | 98.25 | 99% | 2024-02-24 |
| 5841. | John (johntyperacer) | 98.25 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 5842. | Elite (elitevalentian) | 98.24 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5843. | ryb0ur (ryb0ur) | 98.24 | 98.3% | 2025-03-21 |
| 5844. | Agalia (agaliareptx) | 98.24 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 5845. | Radu (horixyt21) | 98.24 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 5846. | Rayndy (rayndy1) | 98.24 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 5847. | Andrew (wond3rboi) | 98.23 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 5848. | Haikuno (haikuno) | 98.23 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 5849. | dvorak (dvorak_man731) | 98.23 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 5850. | Nick (nickaroo28) | 98.23 | 99% | 2015-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |