I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9605. | Xingzhe (walkerxxz) | 87.42 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9606. | Tadej (reyalpdab2) | 87.41 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9607. | (you) (komokolo) | 87.41 | 96.9% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9608. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9609. | Manu (manuruz) | 87.41 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 9610. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 87.41 | 99.2% | 2023-07-21 |
| 9611. | Sanic (192378) | 87.41 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 9612. | Calin (colinx05) | 87.41 | 91% | 2015-10-13 |
| 9613. | Wellington (flash_br) | 87.40 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9614. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 87.40 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9615. | Kisi (caseylicious09) | 87.40 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9616. | Justin (liontan) | 87.40 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9617. | Kevin (worstkevinna) | 87.40 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9618. | Joshua (blue012399) | 87.40 | 90% | 2016-10-18 |
| 9619. | Ari (arianamalley) | 87.40 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9620. | Izzy (ishey) | 87.40 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9621. | Joe (__joe___mama__) | 87.39 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9622. | raymart (raymartph) | 87.39 | 97.6% | 2024-09-12 |
| 9623. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 87.39 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9624. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 87.39 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 9625. | pya (pyadawg) | 87.38 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9626. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 87.38 | 97.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9627. | payn (paynnn_) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9628. | naviman (naviman) | 87.38 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 9629. | wdronno60 (wdronno60) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9630. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9631. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9632. | Mike (freestingo) | 87.37 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9633. | dough (bigegg) | 87.37 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 9634. | Miguel (anckael) | 87.37 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |