The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15904. | Noah (mukyn) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 15905. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 78.64 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 15906. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.64 | 93% | 2014-06-17 |
| 15907. | rg (rg69) | 78.64 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 15908. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 78.64 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 15909. | Clare (radioclare) | 78.63 | 94% | 2012-01-17 |
| 15910. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 15911. | Samay (upadsamay387) | 78.63 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 15912. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 78.63 | 98.3% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15913. | e (officialinsert) | 78.63 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 15914. | Devil (bloods4u) | 78.63 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 15915. | Danny (shikio) | 78.63 | 98% | 2014-06-24 |
| 15916. | Zak (catinthehat) | 78.63 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 15917. | dje (djebou) | 78.62 | 98% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15918. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 78.62 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| 15919. | Brody (echo3006) | 78.62 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 15920. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 78.61 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 15921. | Bernard (blerring) | 78.61 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 15922. | E_N (ee_nn) | 78.61 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 15923. | notty (notypoz) | 78.61 | 92% | 2013-02-23 |
| 15924. | sheep (sheep) | 78.61 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 15925. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 78.61 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 15926. | gal (gal22422) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 15927. | Noe (noe7) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 15928. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 78.60 | 98% | 2013-09-09 |
| 15929. | Justin (immure) | 78.59 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 15930. | Ivan (skipperz) | 78.59 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 15931. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 78.59 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15932. | Penguino (cspenguino) | 78.58 | 87% | 2012-08-31 |
| 15933. | Erik (joezuu) | 78.58 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |