When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4910. | DEBILANA TOTALNA (demiurg) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4911. | Zed (zeddyboy) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 4912. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 4913. | Ben (gummzee) | 97.28 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 4914. | cory (yawyeet) | 97.27 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4915. | Nico (itznco) | 97.27 | 96.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 4916. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 97.25 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 4917. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4918. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 97.24 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4919. | sol (followsol) | 97.23 | 99% | 2024-03-06 |
| 4920. | Emma (badattyping981) | 97.23 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4921. | Glass (glass_crys) | 97.22 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4922. | Jimmy (jx297) | 97.22 | 99.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4923. | DMM (hypedharry) | 97.22 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4924. | Abdo (zxiest) | 97.22 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 4925. | amlostandbored (amlost) | 97.21 | 99% | 2024-05-26 |
| 4926. | Seb (defaultseb) | 97.20 | 97.5% | 2024-08-23 |
| 4927. | Sophie Feldman (doodlefinny) | 97.20 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 4928. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 97.20 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 4929. | liz (lizkebab) | 97.19 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4930. | Eyad (eyad_14) | 97.19 | 98% | 2025-03-07 |
| 4931. | Luka (callugolf) | 97.19 | 95.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 4932. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4933. | Lindsay (math314) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4934. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 97.19 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 4935. | lapis (notpqrrot) | 97.18 | 97% | 2024-10-10 |
| 4936. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 97.18 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4937. | chandara (chan92) | 97.18 | 95.5% | 2024-01-14 |
| 4938. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 97.17 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 4939. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 97.16 | 99.1% | 2025-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |