So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9047. | Josh (joshindahood) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-03-24 |
| 9048. | Andrew (dacraig47) | 87.79 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9049. | Syein (syein) | 87.79 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
| 9050. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 87.79 | 98.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9051. | Happy (candy02058912) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9052. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9053. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 87.78 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 9054. | Tiffany (tiffanyhwang) | 87.78 | 86% | 2013-05-30 |
| 9055. | Luka (callugolf) | 87.77 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9056. | Kyle (kthom925) | 87.77 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 9057. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 87.77 | 98% | 2012-12-28 |
| 9058. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 87.77 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 9059. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 87.77 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 9060. | Eddie (eddiepagaduan) | 87.77 | 90% | 2013-08-05 |
| 9061. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 87.77 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9062. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 87.77 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 9063. | w_mb1 (trundling) | 87.76 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 9064. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9065. | Gros Chef Bandit (toobad33) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9066. | Pawel (japi) | 87.76 | 96% | 2015-02-02 |
| 9067. | epicface (adowoable) | 87.75 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9068. | adudu (iciboy99) | 87.75 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9069. | Albert (derpytatertot) | 87.75 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9070. | . (brazalik) | 87.75 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9071. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 87.74 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9072. | James (wnston) | 87.74 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9073. | l (lk128) | 87.74 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9074. | Linh (moss84) | 87.74 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 9075. | Michael (ren206) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 9076. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 87.73 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |