I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2916. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 109.79 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2917. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 109.79 | 97% | 2015-11-22 |
| 2918. | Miguel (quevangel) | 109.78 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 2919. | Purdue (purduepharmer757) | 109.77 | 97.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 2920. | Dawson (funkemunky) | 109.77 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 2921. | MINH (shinmyou) | 109.76 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 2922. | Yu (guarneri) | 109.75 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 2923. | Linh (chillgame) | 109.74 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2924. | Ryan (ryanu) | 109.74 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 2925. | Julian (julianpng) | 109.73 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2926. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 109.72 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 2927. | Tony (gabagool22) | 109.71 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 2928. | ㅤ (toptied) | 109.71 | 96.9% | 2024-09-14 |
| 2929. | A (antykingfish) | 109.70 | 99% | 2017-06-05 |
| 2930. | Rainbow (rainbowpoop) | 109.69 | 97% | 2016-09-02 |
| 2931. | That Kid (dreamdevil) | 109.67 | 93% | 2015-11-20 |
| 2932. | Lee (5fingersonly) | 109.66 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2933. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 109.66 | 97% | 2016-03-02 |
| 2934. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 109.65 | 99.2% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2935. | frank (frank112233344) | 109.64 | 98% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2936. | Frxntize (frxntize) | 109.64 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 2937. | Samuel (nurflightnin) | 109.63 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 2938. | Stephen (installed) | 109.63 | 97% | 2016-12-07 |
| 2939. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 109.63 | 99% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2940. | Jebediah (jebediah123) | 109.62 | 96.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2941. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 109.62 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 2942. | rngy (rngyy) | 109.62 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2943. | katy (kat198135) | 109.61 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 2944. | G (zger) | 109.60 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 2945. | chapo (mnxchapo) | 109.60 | 97.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |