I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2329. | rhys (_rhyun) | 82.78 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2330. | SpeedyGonzo (speedygonzo123) | 82.76 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2331. | Lmaoliet (lmaoliet1990) | 82.75 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2332. | memo (memost) | 82.74 | 97.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 2333. | cntwl (propranolol) | 82.72 | 97% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2334. | Fable (jewelsome) | 82.72 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2335. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 82.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2336. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 82.70 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2337. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 82.67 | 95.6% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2338. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 82.67 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2339. | speedyqwertalez (i_am_a_nooby) | 82.66 | 96.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2340. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.66 | 97.6% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2341. | Alec (1lec) | 82.64 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2342. | Erich (558072) | 82.61 | 96.2% | 2024-10-17 |
| 2343. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.60 | 97.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2344. | Rian (bigbian) | 82.55 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2345. | Sebastian (4555) | 82.53 | 96.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2346. | womsajib (womsajib) | 82.53 | 98% | 2023-11-03 |
| 2347. | typing with one hand (daxpe... | 82.52 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2348. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 82.47 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 2349. | Umair (umair121) | 82.47 | 97.1% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2350. | Beans (bean1) | 82.46 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2351. | Suzaku (suzakucrono) | 82.46 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2352. | One Miss (onemiss) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2353. | Cha (chantell0704) | 82.44 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2354. | Lifeless (lifless_muffin) | 82.43 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2355. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2356. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 82.42 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 2357. | pep (pepoto) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2358. | Cereal (siess) | 82.41 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |