I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18281. | hugh (davidhlin) | 68.17 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 18282. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 68.17 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18283. | GOAT (mbs6864) | 68.16 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 18284. | luu (luu_truong99) | 68.16 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18285. | Rasmus (raxorkill) | 68.16 | 94% | 2017-04-05 |
| 18286. | ジェームズ (superjames... | 68.16 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 18287. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 68.16 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 18288. | Brent (brentdrns) | 68.16 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 18289. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 68.16 | 87% | 2016-02-01 |
| 18290. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 68.16 | 94% | 2015-08-14 |
| 18291. | zulueta (zzxjoanw) | 68.15 | 86% | 2016-06-13 |
| 18292. | Guest (cromernova) | 68.15 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 18293. | M (mileung) | 68.14 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 18294. | K (rynetemp) | 68.14 | 95% | 2017-07-07 |
| 18295. | pwxown (pwxown123) | 68.14 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 18296. | Hungb (hungb) | 68.14 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 18297. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 68.13 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 18298. | Cody (thoutravesty) | 68.13 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 18299. | Z4ffarani (z4ffarani) | 68.13 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 18300. | _Suvam 0_0 ! (qw_slow_typist) | 68.13 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 18301. | 452rr121df (452rr121df) | 68.13 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 18302. | Gustavo Fring (cxmpy) | 68.13 | 93% | 2019-11-23 |
| 18303. | Valtteri (hex_) | 68.12 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 18304. | Daniel (gogoplazma) | 68.12 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 18305. | Surya (ps00rana) | 68.12 | 96.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 18306. | hasan (hassanshah66) | 68.12 | 95% | 2016-11-02 |
| 18307. | Nenad (sima_car) | 68.12 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 18308. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 68.12 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
| 18309. | TurtleC (turtlec3) | 68.11 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 18310. | drew (agent_grifter) | 68.11 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |