I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3627. | ceique (yogs) | 105.93 | 94% | 2016-06-09 |
| 3628. | Chris (planedriver) | 105.93 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 3629. | Memballer (memballer) | 105.92 | 93% | 2017-04-20 |
| 3630. | Vincent (effaz) | 105.91 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
| 3631. | conquodS (cobraa) | 105.90 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 3632. | dejun (kawaiichick) | 105.90 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 3633. | Violette (waterwiz) | 105.89 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 3634. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 105.88 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3635. | Sam (jet993) | 105.87 | 98.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3636. | Ali (ali_pro) | 105.87 | 96.3% | 2025-05-10 |
| 3637. | dat (xeochron) | 105.87 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3638. | N (na7thana) | 105.86 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3639. | stay fresh cheese bags (maw... | 105.86 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| 3640. | Aurisialic (playertenth) | 105.85 | 96.9% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3641. | Michael (gnurdux) | 105.85 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 3642. | Felix (promeneraren) | 105.84 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 3643. | Kokonut (kokonut1234) | 105.83 | 97% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3644. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 105.83 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 3645. | Nemo (35603560) | 105.83 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 3646. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 105.83 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 3647. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 105.83 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 3648. | Marko (mpsc357) | 105.83 | 85% | 2015-10-13 |
| 3649. | :) (blablaablaa) | 105.82 | 98.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 3650. | shelley] (shelleypeabody) | 105.82 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 3651. | John (john_arthars) | 105.81 | 98% | 2025-04-10 |
| 3652. | vroom (junap) | 105.81 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 3653. | Tim (tim28) | 105.80 | 99% | 2019-01-26 |
| 3654. | griV (griv) | 105.79 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3655. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 105.79 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 3656. | Niek (niekie) | 105.79 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |