I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1034. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 101.45 | 97.5% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1035. | Nick (krupa1727) | 101.42 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 1036. | pomgie (achan66) | 101.42 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1037. | tstats[mentosbrentos] (ment... | 101.42 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1038. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 101.38 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1039. | Josh (djoshi) | 101.37 | 98.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1040. | Pianist (tecware_elite) | 101.35 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1041. | Alex (pyrxx) | 101.33 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 1042. | joel (palmfruit380) | 101.32 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1043. | traviejames (traviejames) | 101.30 | 99% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1044. | potlid43 (potlid43) | 101.27 | 97.6% | 2024-06-18 |
| 1045. | Replicant (replicant09) | 101.25 | 96% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1046. | dingus (dinguskhan62) | 101.24 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1047. | Nat (nat221b) | 101.23 | 96.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1048. | (sputype) | 101.21 | 98.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1049. | Chung (chunga2) | 101.20 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1050. | lando (multilagio) | 101.19 | 96.7% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1051. | Chase (2upr1s3) | 101.19 | 98.2% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1052. | starsick (ardentauthoress) | 101.18 | 97.5% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1053. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 101.17 | 97.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1054. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 101.16 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 1055. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 101.05 | 98.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1056. | Christian (chrixsi) | 101.03 | 97.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 1057. | lektric (lektric) | 100.95 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1058. | Jackey (jackeyguy) | 100.93 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 1059. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 100.91 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1060. | dan (fro44) | 100.90 | 97.2% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1061. | Ed (unknownalias) | 100.89 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1062. | it me (aubbergine) | 100.89 | 97.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1063. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 100.86 | 97.3% | 2025-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |