So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32238. | Omar (omar963963) | 48.89 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 32239. | Randy (haveyoumetrandy) | 48.89 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32240. | Nick (abramidze) | 48.89 | 91% | 2015-06-26 |
| 32241. | A (b04501012) | 48.89 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 32242. | Mikey (beemer) | 48.89 | 86% | 2012-11-12 |
| 32243. | Dat (hiraku5678) | 48.89 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 32244. | Hugh (hugh05) | 48.89 | 90% | 2015-03-17 |
| 32245. | Zeke (zekear27) | 48.88 | 94% | 2022-09-12 |
| 32246. | Yassine (simaya) | 48.88 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 32247. | ear (earear) | 48.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32248. | Sally (queensally) | 48.88 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 32249. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 48.87 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| 32250. | Aeron (fastboi_69) | 48.87 | 95% | 2021-06-10 |
| 32251. | Eli (iixams) | 48.87 | 93.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32252. | Lissa (tonybenson) | 48.87 | 95% | 2013-03-10 |
| 32253. | Asami (higashidea) | 48.87 | 89% | 2016-08-09 |
| 32254. | Zeindi (2th1cc) | 48.86 | 93% | 2023-03-20 |
| 32255. | Ruff (sanzi) | 48.86 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 32256. | Nam (rimpro) | 48.86 | 90% | 2014-05-01 |
| 32257. | Sinan (sinbin) | 48.86 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 32258. | Karl (face2facer) | 48.85 | 92% | 2015-01-08 |
| 32259. | Josh (ankitjosh) | 48.85 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 32260. | George (syrianman3) | 48.85 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
| 32261. | Austin (austingraham) | 48.85 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
| 32262. | Nicolas (nickolishous) | 48.85 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 32263. | Alex (assassinmonkey) | 48.85 | 93% | 2018-02-03 |
| 32264. | Ujjwal (megamindx) | 48.85 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 32265. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 48.85 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 32266. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 48.85 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 32267. | Ethan (s1ip2r) | 48.84 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |