Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12469. | Rhodium (rhodium) | 82.38 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 12470. | mcmaxmcmc (mcmaxmcmc) | 82.37 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 12471. | wazootie (wazootie) | 82.37 | 96.8% | 2024-03-07 |
| 12472. | tsukq (tsuq) | 82.37 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12473. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 82.37 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12474. | LenY (lenyx24) | 82.36 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 12475. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 82.36 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 12476. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 82.36 | 97.5% | 2024-08-10 |
| 12477. | Anson (bluelightning2018) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 12478. | David (davethebravemicrowave) | 82.35 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 12479. | Ryan (ry4n0keefe) | 82.35 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 12480. | Jeremy (jmania) | 82.35 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 12481. | LadaSedan (ladasedan) | 82.35 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12482. | Franco (rubikute) | 82.35 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 12483. | Jono (theonlyjonz) | 82.35 | 98.5% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12484. | Vincent (waldoo) | 82.35 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 12485. | Danny Lee (sneakyboi169) | 82.34 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 12486. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 82.34 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 12487. | Bob (2slick4you2) | 82.34 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 12488. | Max (maxi__taxi) | 82.33 | 96.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 12489. | Brandon (brandontang89) | 82.33 | 96.5% | 2024-04-26 |
| 12490. | ItsmeHiwad (hiwadkarimi) | 82.33 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
| 12491. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 82.33 | 95.9% | 2025-01-14 |
| 12492. | Oliver (noodle3) | 82.33 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12493. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 82.32 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 12494. | Mike (mike_returns) | 82.32 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 12495. | danny (brrrgandy) | 82.32 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 12496. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 82.31 | 93.9% | 2023-09-17 |
| 12497. | Bruh (baconwithcake) | 82.31 | 94% | 2020-07-08 |
| 12498. | Simonas (simonas142) | 82.30 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |