The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1798. | Josh (draveenn) | 90.33 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1799. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 90.32 | 95% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1800. | Jane (smartypants20033) | 90.30 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1801. | Steven (s_katana) | 90.29 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1802. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 90.27 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1803. | bdi (_bdi_) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1804. | ha jo guy gon ga (bananasou... | 90.25 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1805. | Alexander (torphon) | 90.24 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1806. | TBAScratch (tbascratch) | 90.21 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1807. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 90.21 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 1808. | Will (greggaz) | 90.19 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1809. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 90.18 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1810. | 210 (badoop) | 90.17 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1811. | Allen (enigma_801) | 90.17 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1812. | Apex Pro (hotw1ng) | 90.16 | 93% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1813. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 90.15 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 1814. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 90.14 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1815. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 90.14 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1816. | David (2mill) | 90.14 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 1817. | eRFoRever (erforever) | 90.13 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1818. | Josh (josht18109853) | 90.13 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1819. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 90.12 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1820. | account deleted (concurrent) | 90.11 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1821. | Edwin (edweezy) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1822. | Zach (zweezus) | 90.10 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1823. | Grey (all_greay) | 90.09 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1824. | Jam0ra (jam0ra) | 90.08 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1825. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 90.07 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1826. | Neko (pippaola) | 90.07 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1827. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 90.05 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |