It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4247. | Ian (mightygi11) | 58.34 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4248. | chaotix (mcomm7) | 58.34 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4249. | Chris (chris_p) | 58.33 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4250. | Boris (dalboris) | 58.33 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4251. | Parth (parthmah) | 58.32 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4252. | gg (doomsux) | 58.31 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4253. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 58.29 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 4254. | Udar (sinulescu) | 58.29 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 4255. | boo (lolitsme) | 58.27 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 4256. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.27 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4257. | Kat (rnkea28) | 58.26 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4258. | walker (walker0) | 58.25 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4259. | Hello (arnab_9997) | 58.24 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4260. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 58.24 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4261. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 58.23 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4262. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 58.22 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4263. | 22Dunix (22dunix) | 58.16 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4264. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 58.15 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 4265. | Organic (organicgg) | 58.13 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
| 4266. | epic (epicrako) | 58.13 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 4267. | mky (omkyo) | 58.13 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 4268. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 58.12 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4269. | invader (megawutt) | 58.12 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4270. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 58.12 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4271. | Anon (theodicy) | 58.08 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4272. | Rain (u96e8) | 58.08 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 4273. | Pete (pete2015) | 58.08 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4274. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 58.05 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4275. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 58.03 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4276. | Qizot (qizot) | 58.03 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |