I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1141. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 99.90 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 1142. | Warren (warrennnn) | 99.88 | 95.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 1143. | car (nostalgiatest) | 99.87 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1144. | bigman (xdbigman) | 99.86 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1145. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.86 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1146. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 99.84 | 97.9% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1147. | Bangbangbangmaychetsweetdre... | 99.83 | 98.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1148. | Mikey (miket349) | 99.83 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1149. | Moy (moy280) | 99.82 | 96.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 1150. | Raymond (szlesh) | 99.81 | 98.2% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1151. | Vanilla (vanilla_typeracer) | 99.79 | 97.2% | 2023-07-24 |
| 1152. | JO (johowjo) | 99.78 | 97% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1153. | Cameu (cameu) | 99.76 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 1154. | Madison (madisonparker) | 99.76 | 98% | 2025-05-31 |
| 1155. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 99.75 | 97.8% | 2024-12-01 |
| 1156. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 1157. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 99.71 | 96.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1158. | scrambledeggs (scrambledeggss) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 1159. | discountjeans (discountjean... | 99.67 | 99% | 2025-08-06 |
| 1160. | Keck (keck1) | 99.67 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1161. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 99.67 | 97.1% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1162. | Morwyn (morw_) | 99.66 | 97.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 1163. | Nicole Ortiz (nikilightning) | 99.66 | 98.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 1164. | De9mond (uniwite) | 99.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1165. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 99.61 | 98% | 2025-09-06 |
| 1166. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 99.57 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1167. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 99.56 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1168. | griV (griv) | 99.53 | 97.3% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1169. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 99.46 | 99.1% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1170. | javier (allahlover14) | 99.43 | 96.1% | 2024-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |