Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1033. | Dale (owenone) | 92.36 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 1034. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 92.36 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1035. | Everrey (everrey) | 92.35 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1036. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 92.33 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1037. | Andrew (mcentag) | 92.32 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1038. | James (jamesroseman) | 92.31 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1039. | uniracer (uniracer) | 92.30 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1040. | Jewon (jewaffle) | 92.29 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1041. | Ed (enormoused) | 92.28 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1042. | Rusty (foundry) | 92.26 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1043. | Amir (chike1) | 92.25 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1044. | Jp (revoltingsinner) | 92.20 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1045. | Veeti (veeti) | 92.18 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1046. | スレトロン (slethron) | 92.17 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1047. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 92.17 | 99% | 2018-06-23 |
| 1048. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 92.17 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 1049. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 92.15 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1050. | Anna Lim (xylemyeet) | 92.14 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1051. | Dan (dboi3000) | 92.13 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1052. | MiB (meninblack) | 92.13 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1053. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 92.11 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1054. | joromm (joromm) | 92.07 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 1055. | Paul (spiralin) | 92.07 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1056. | dingly (dinglydo) | 92.06 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1057. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 92.04 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 1058. | Alex (alexthegrand) | 92.02 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1059. | Andre (myagmea) | 92.02 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1060. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 92.00 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1061. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 91.96 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1062. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 91.94 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |