See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5521. | They Don't Know That (theyd... | 96.75 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 5522. | Rinz (rinzlerain) | 96.72 | 100% | 2022-07-18 |
| 5523. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 96.72 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5524. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 96.72 | 98.8% | 2024-02-23 |
| 5525. | winter (enjjj) | 96.72 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 5526. | Peter (beterbread) | 96.71 | 97.4% | 2025-04-22 |
| 5527. | marco (marcopsan) | 96.71 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5528. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 96.70 | 98.8% | 2024-03-12 |
| 5529. | Joe (banjoecommando) | 96.69 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 5530. | cakerules (cakerules1) | 96.69 | 95.1% | 2024-07-24 |
| 5531. | Clear (clear_toothpaste) | 96.69 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5532. | L (phoebecouture) | 96.68 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5533. | Hanhee (hyang20017) | 96.68 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 5534. | Roma (useflame) | 96.68 | 98.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5535. | Leon (icepulse937) | 96.67 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5536. | Ampheline (younes_feline) | 96.67 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 5537. | Niemeyer (2023_new_racer) | 96.66 | 99.2% | 2024-02-10 |
| 5538. | Alex (teardrop01) | 96.66 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 5539. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 96.66 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5540. | Cloudios (cloudios) | 96.65 | 98.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 5541. | Desi (_aka5h) | 96.65 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 5542. | vijay (pykethtitan) | 96.64 | 97% | 2025-03-21 |
| 5543. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 96.63 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 5544. | kazle (amazing_potato) | 96.63 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 5545. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 96.63 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5546. | Wise (wiseuser) | 96.60 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 5547. | Nikhil (haddr) | 96.59 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5548. | Ibrahim (platon) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5549. | senpai (chottomatte) | 96.59 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 5550. | uɐǝS (seanofabob) | 96.59 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |