I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11317. | Abhas (imabhas) | 83.24 | 96.1% | 2024-06-06 |
| 11318. | Cue (cuewitiwat) | 83.24 | 96.2% | 2024-03-19 |
| 11319. | Dylan (afkannie) | 83.24 | 97.3% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11320. | Matthew (matthritis) | 83.24 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 11321. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 83.24 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 11322. | Chefino (chefino) | 83.23 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 11323. | ADAM (zzxx) | 83.23 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11324. | Teratti (teratti) | 83.23 | 89% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11325. | hero (iknowhtml) | 83.22 | 96.8% | 2023-12-06 |
| 11326. | Hayden (r1plee) | 83.22 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11327. | vanillabrogurt (vanillabrog... | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11328. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 83.21 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 11329. | James (maximumderp) | 83.21 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 11330. | [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... | 83.21 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11331. | Nob (nobvon) | 83.21 | 95% | 2016-07-16 |
| 11332. | Joe (jpgranger) | 83.21 | 96% | 2017-01-03 |
| 11333. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 83.20 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 11334. | Alez_ (alez_x) | 83.20 | 95.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11335. | Jacob (highlift) | 83.20 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 11336. | Literature (20120623) | 83.20 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11337. | Marcus (h_mph) | 83.19 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11338. | Max (tehbomb123) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 11339. | Moghit (moghit44) | 83.19 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 11340. | Daito (blucantrell) | 83.19 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11341. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11342. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11343. | Check (checkmunza) | 83.19 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 11344. | Pim (pimxtreme) | 83.19 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 11345. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 83.19 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 11346. | Katie (katieni) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |