Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4772. | Kropla (voaux) | 62.29 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4773. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 62.28 | 97% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4774. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 62.27 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4775. | MichaelRom (michaelrom) | 62.24 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4776. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 62.24 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 4777. | trashai (trashai) | 62.23 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 4778. | O (cvxnjopsad) | 62.23 | 95% | 2020-05-10 |
| 4779. | Abdul (ar_477) | 62.22 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4780. | kasra (kasra44) | 62.22 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4781. | Umer (programmer_1) | 62.22 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4782. | Carrie (carebear_xoxoxx) | 62.22 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4783. | The (manish8972) | 62.19 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4784. | lance (chuyo13) | 62.19 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4785. | rafael (grisotto) | 62.18 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4786. | ABCD (x007) | 62.16 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4787. | kate (kate2000) | 62.16 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4788. | Qubistix (qubistix) | 62.15 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 4789. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 62.15 | 94% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4790. | hs (hakanserce) | 62.13 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 4791. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 62.12 | 95% | 2017-07-04 |
| 4792. | Arslan (apex0096) | 62.12 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4793. | Trevor (leafrider) | 62.12 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4794. | Tooslow (tooslow69420) | 62.12 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4795. | Nima (nimamd13) | 62.12 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 4796. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 4797. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 62.10 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4798. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 62.09 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 4799. | Scott (cros1) | 62.06 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4800. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 62.05 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4801. | Conor (conargh) | 62.04 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |