Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2518. | Natural Typist (rayxz) | 75.84 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2519. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2520. | Pierre (xgianni) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2521. | Evan (evanbigww) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2522. | Trace (tsb2011) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2523. | Emma (missbennett) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2524. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 75.79 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 2525. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2526. | doquan (doquannnn) | 75.78 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 2527. | qq (co1n) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2528. | Craz (gocrazy254) | 75.75 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 2529. | Tye (mrowl8) | 75.74 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2530. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 75.73 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2531. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 75.73 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2532. | gkang7685 (gkang7685) | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2533. | Mark (haxos) | 75.69 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2534. | Earl (1t_r3a11y_h4rtz) | 75.68 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2535. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2536. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2537. | Dindono (dindono) | 75.63 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2538. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 75.63 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2539. | Hieu (txhieu) | 75.63 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2540. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 75.60 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2541. | Declan (deccazz) | 75.59 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2542. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 2543. | Toast (michaelking) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2544. | Andy (summermint) | 75.57 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2545. | Liam (thecodingboy) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2546. | Daniel (incognitus) | 75.55 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2547. | Dean (biollama112) | 75.53 | 94% | 2017-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |