As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5201. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 96.78 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5202. | Kev (cyanophycean314) | 96.78 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5203. | 419driver (419driver) | 96.77 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 5204. | Chase (chase60hz) | 96.77 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5205. | Dunder (razmuz) | 96.77 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5206. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 96.76 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5207. | Hani (batibot323) | 96.76 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 5208. | John (deiplz) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5209. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 96.76 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5210. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 96.75 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5211. | HANNI PHAM (batashoe) | 96.75 | 98.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5212. | James (kimandoxs) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5213. | Alxs (alxs_1) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 5214. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 5215. | David (angels2002) | 96.75 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5216. | Handsome Boy Modeling Schoo... | 96.75 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5217. | Andrew (awcarroll) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5218. | Alan (alan2021233) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5219. | Erin (erinscoggin) | 96.74 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5220. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 5221. | Persov (persov) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5222. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 96.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 5223. | Hirsh (hagarwal) | 96.73 | 94% | 2015-07-24 |
| 5224. | Humza (humzini) | 96.73 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 5225. | Alexdebassman (alexdebassman) | 96.73 | 98% | 2023-12-30 |
| 5226. | Gino (zkuld) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5227. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 96.73 | 97.2% | 2024-09-28 |
| 5228. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 96.72 | 97.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 5229. | Arjan (cnossboss) | 96.72 | 98.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5230. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |