As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14995. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14996. | Veikka (globegnome) | 72.34 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 14997. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 72.34 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 14998. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 14999. | Dòng Tộc (antiqueakai) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 15000. | Uroš (grujidis) | 72.33 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 15001. | Jacob (funtimejacob) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 15002. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 15003. | Max (goinfullderp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 15004. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 72.33 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 15005. | Braxton (blh08) | 72.32 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 15006. | Tetu (bwewts) | 72.32 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 15007. | Angel (ninjasneak543) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 15008. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15009. | Chaddog (svd997) | 72.32 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 15010. | patrick (rice247) | 72.32 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 15011. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15012. | Xentury (xentury) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 15013. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 15014. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 15015. | S (1ext) | 72.31 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 15016. | Yimmy (jwheelz) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 15017. | jinay (noisy_88) | 72.30 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 15018. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 72.30 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 15019. | Mai (itsmemai) | 72.30 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 15020. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 72.30 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 15021. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 15022. | vinayv (vadizv) | 72.28 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15023. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 72.28 | 94.9% | 2023-11-02 |
| 15024. | Izack (izack124) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |