And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23397. | Laura (tessablue) | 73.72 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 23398. | mpb (meeepboop) | 73.72 | 94% | 2022-11-25 |
| 23399. | Wau (wau1) | 73.72 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 23400. | BNB (hzung) | 73.71 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 23401. | Umair (umairkhan) | 73.71 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 23402. | Binscuit (scoutzc) | 73.71 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 23403. | son (tranngocson999) | 73.71 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 23404. | CaptainBlood (captainblood) | 73.71 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 23405. | kuku (kungain0122) | 73.71 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 23406. | Allen (toctaibuxu) | 73.71 | 94% | 2013-07-05 |
| 23407. | Stephen (malart2021) | 73.71 | 94% | 2023-03-27 |
| 23408. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 73.71 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 23409. | Ganzorig (ghostganzo) | 73.70 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 23410. | NO (longkiemphi) | 73.70 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 23411. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 73.70 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 23412. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 73.70 | 94% | 2014-09-26 |
| 23413. | Bryan (branguz) | 73.69 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 23414. | Bradley (bradman41) | 73.69 | 94% | 2017-08-22 |
| 23415. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 23416. | Billiams (kasspk) | 73.69 | 98% | 2014-10-21 |
| 23417. | Eddie (godzillasmash_99) | 73.69 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23418. | GG (ggfeed) | 73.69 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 23419. | Spencer (thejawa) | 73.69 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 23420. | Jonathan (jrhe) | 73.69 | 93% | 2013-06-24 |
| 23421. | S (1ext) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 23422. | Racer (boyracer) | 73.69 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 23423. | Paco (frinciano) | 73.69 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 23424. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 73.69 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23425. | Alireza (sakura1987) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 23426. | Saoubin (subin_) | 73.68 | 99% | 2015-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |