So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16438. | Andi (nimrod007) | 74.13 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 16439. | Jinha (jinha) | 74.13 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 16440. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 74.12 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 16441. | Charles (clydoscope) | 74.12 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 16442. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 74.12 | 97.4% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16443. | subatomic-cat (subatomic_cat) | 74.12 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 16444. | Kou (itsme1) | 74.12 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 16445. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 74.12 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 16446. | Gregory (harrop123) | 74.12 | 95% | 2016-01-01 |
| 16447. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 74.11 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16448. | faasterthanyou (kaiou1) | 74.11 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16449. | peter (sk9nk12) | 74.11 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 16450. | ore (orezee) | 74.11 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 16451. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 74.11 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 16452. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 74.11 | 95% | 2014-11-27 |
| 16453. | tunggul (entjup) | 74.11 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 16454. | 雲煙成雨 (1eonardo) | 74.10 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 16455. | Shafeen (niglet_san) | 74.10 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16456. | Ricky (blazed_ricardo) | 74.10 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 16457. | z (zivry) | 74.10 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 16458. | Jayne (verafullauto) | 74.10 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 16459. | Lok (nglok) | 74.10 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 16460. | Zeke (exdax) | 74.10 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 16461. | Kenny (kunisl) | 74.09 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 16462. | Josh (auto111032) | 74.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 16463. | Sam (salinko) | 74.09 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16464. | Akef (akefamen) | 74.09 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 16465. | Doris (snowiewu) | 74.09 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 16466. | Typo (fuzztadude99) | 74.09 | 94% | 2012-10-16 |
| 16467. | Gabriel (ggayan) | 74.08 | 93% | 2013-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |