I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10149. | Anh (anhvu96) | 86.00 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 10150. | Adnan (adnan11) | 86.00 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 10151. | Abernathy (courthepworth) | 85.99 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10152. | Cwanand (cwanand) | 85.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 10153. | Robert (typeson) | 85.99 | 98% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10154. | joey (legend_joey) | 85.99 | 96.3% | 2024-05-09 |
| 10155. | Evill (evill) | 85.99 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 10156. | Tariq (htariq) | 85.99 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 10157. | Persian` (bolgante14) | 85.98 | 95% | 2024-08-19 |
| 10158. | Sylwester (rex1313) | 85.98 | 96.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 10159. | Johan (johlun) | 85.98 | 97.4% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10160. | Filip (jyunero) | 85.98 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 10161. | Olivia (oliviali) | 85.97 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 10162. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 85.97 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 10163. | Anh (_azh_) | 85.97 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 10164. | Eli (swannyaf) | 85.97 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 10165. | rome (1ensh1) | 85.96 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10166. | piggyfan2 (piggyfan2) | 85.96 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 10167. | Chelsea (chelsea0099) | 85.96 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10168. | Storm (storm_typer) | 85.96 | 99% | 2016-08-12 |
| 10169. | Seek (seekheart) | 85.96 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 10170. | SlowGuy69 (slow_6_guy_9) | 85.95 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 10171. | Chris (xilteen) | 85.95 | 97.1% | 2024-01-24 |
| 10172. | Snibler (snibler) | 85.95 | 92% | 2015-10-19 |
| 10173. | baboom (baboom3) | 85.95 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10174. | Godworm (godworm) | 85.94 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10175. | (colemack) | 85.94 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 10176. | Taejas (taejas) | 85.94 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 10177. | Mario (shinymario) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10178. | Silver (silverninja) | 85.94 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |