The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8477. | Marija (okooluje) | 91.24 | 97.6% | 2025-01-02 |
| 8478. | Mark (veltzer) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8479. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 91.24 | 95% | 2013-12-26 |
| 8480. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.24 | 96.3% | 2024-03-06 |
| 8481. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 91.24 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
| 8482. | Johnnieboy (massivewpm) | 91.23 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8483. | Dillon (soulclap) | 91.23 | 93% | 2012-08-22 |
| 8484. | Poolala (poolala) | 91.23 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
| 8485. | LurN (lurn) | 91.23 | 93% | 2013-09-25 |
| 8486. | Random (random_stranger) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8487. | (kloodah) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 8488. | Danny (sidewaysmonkey) | 91.22 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 8489. | I'm (ten10) | 91.22 | 94% | 2012-09-25 |
| 8490. | Dr (inadequacy) | 91.21 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 8491. | Lil Baby's Trackhawk Jeep (... | 91.21 | 99% | 2024-08-16 |
| 8492. | Guest (guest2703) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 8493. | Kimberly (kellenwood) | 91.20 | 97.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8494. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 91.20 | 97.6% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8495. | Ahmed Abid Muhtasim (jestyper) | 91.20 | 98.5% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8496. | Sathya (sathyaram) | 91.20 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 8497. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 91.20 | 97.9% | 2023-12-19 |
| 8498. | Zero (1ascend0) | 91.20 | 98% | 2025-05-28 |
| 8499. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 91.20 | 97.4% | 2023-12-22 |
| 8500. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 91.20 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 8501. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 91.20 | 95% | 2016-11-02 |
| 8502. | Bill (achabill) | 91.20 | 98% | 2016-05-08 |
| 8503. | Jay (bluealmond) | 91.19 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 8504. | demon (thecar920) | 91.19 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 8505. | Bradley (excision) | 91.19 | 90% | 2012-06-20 |
| 8506. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 91.19 | 96% | 2013-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |